Wednesday One-Megapixeliners
Pushy black woman to employee standing next to portrait studio samples: The next time I come in here, I want to see my daughter's picture up here, because she is beautiful.–K-Mart, 34th StOverheard by:...
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Young man: I think I hurt my throat when impersonating Mark having an orgasm.–Washington Square ParkOverheard by: Harmony DavisOlder queer to boyfriend: Uh! Uh! I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum! I have to...
View ArticleNot Another Teen Wednesday One-Liner
Teen in sideways cap: I touched it, but I didn't like it.–Uptown A TrainOverheard by: LadleStudent: Dude, I think I'm dyslexic with stairs.–Stuyvesant High SchoolTeen, seriously: No… Webkinz are...
View ArticleI Bought This Jaunty Monocle for Just Such an Occasion
Punk kid, noticing sirens and flashing lights in the distance: I wanna go down there!Friend: I don't care.Punk kid: But I wanna be on Eyewitness News!–57th b/w 3rd & 2ndOverheard by: tori
View ArticleFour Of Those Times Were Totally Other People's Faults
Punk teenager to girlfriend, watching ambulance pass: See, those people are good, they save lives.Punk girlfriend: Yeah, yours. How many times now?Punk boyfriend, offended: That's not funny.–McKibbon...
View ArticleHey, Mind If I Take Your Wallet?
Emaciated goth/punk guy: Hey, do you know where a CVS is?Passerby suit: I don't know what that is…Passerby preppy girl: Are you looking for a CVS?Emaciated goth/punk guy: Yes!Preppy girl: Well, there's...
View ArticleWomen Say They Want You to Be Open About Your Feelings, but They Don't Mean It.
Gutter punk girl with big suitcase, screaming: Why can't you just be my boyfriend and care about me?Gutter punk boy with big suitcase and bike, calmly: Because you're fucking retarded.–Delancy &...
View ArticleExplain the Scales, Then.
Grimey punk guy: I don't get what your problem is.Grimey punk girl: Well, the reason my pussy smells like fish is probably because you gave me a yeast infection.–Lower East SideOverheard by: Tommy
View Article…So I'll Ask Their Names First.
Preppy white girl, about friend's shirt: I wanna party like a rock star!Punk guy friend: So you want to play a show, shoot up heroin, fuck a stranger, then do it all again in another state the next...
View ArticleThose Satanic Greeks
A group of punks walk by the Hellenic Steaks restaurant. Punk: This restaurant is perfect for me: I love steak, and I love Satan! –Astoria
View ArticleWednesday One-liners Rough It Up
Punk guy: My Slayer button fell off my jacket when I was kicking that dude in the face, so I stopped and picked it up. Then I finished kicking. –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: Rex Danger
View ArticleBut Miami's Warm– Why Is Everyone There So Attractive?
Teen punk girl: You know, I don't get why people wear uggs. They're all like, “oh, they're warm, they're warm! I don't care if they're warm, they are not attractive!Teen hipster friend: Yeah, I know,...
View ArticleSorry, but My Heart Belongs to an HIV-Positive Junkie Musician
Drunk hobo to punk chick: Hey, where you goin sexy?Punk chick: Fuck off.Drunk hobo: I'm gonna fuckin marry you, you just watch, I'm gonna fuckin marry you!–St Mark's & 2nd Ave
View ArticleThe Black Flag is at Half-mast
Guy #1: You do such dumb shit. Guy #2: I do not. Guy #1: Well, what about that E-trades tattoo on your leg? Guy #2: I’m hardcore! –1 train Chick: Sell-out by day… Suit: Shut up, okay? Whatever pays the...
View ArticleUnless Somebody Dares Us
Woman to teen skater punks splashing in fountain: You know there's birdshit in that, right?Lead teen skater punk: We're not drinking it!–55th St Water FountainOverheard by: A little purel never hurt
View ArticleI Wouldn’t Have Sex with a Rock for Any Price
Punk chick: Yeah, so my boss totally has this $20,000 rock in his yard. Hipster chick: No way, like a diamond? Punk chick: No, like a fucking rock. –6 train
View ArticleA Gentrifier in Sid’s Clothing
Punk chick: So how much should I take out? Punk guy: Yeah, you should take out like $7,000. Or better yet $10,000. Better too much than too little. Punk chick: OK… Punk guy: Yeah, but wait until we get...
View ArticleWednesday One-Megapixeliners
Pushy black woman to employee standing next to portrait studio samples: The next time I come in here, I want to see my daughter's picture up here, because she is beautiful.–K-Mart, 34th StOverheard by:...
View ArticleTalk About Rebuilding Downtown
Punk boy: Which way is Delancey Street? Stoop guy: That’s Delancey. Punk girl: Well, they must have moved it then. –Essex between Delancey & Rivington
View ArticleIn Other Words, Fiercetarded
Punk guy #1: That was fierce. Punk guy #2: Fierce like Tyra Banks. –Knitting Factory, Leonard Street Overheard by: Holly Kaye
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