That’s Britney’s Plan
Fat hipster: Yeah, then I would get fat and evil. Skinny punkster: True, but that’s how you get laid. –Bryant Park
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Woman to teen skater punks splashing in fountain: You know there's birdshit in that, right?Lead teen skater punk: We're not drinking it! –55th St Water Fountain Overheard by: A little purel never hurt
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Pushy black woman to employee standing next to portrait studio samples: The next time I come in here, I want to see my daughter's picture up here, because she is beautiful. –K-Mart, 34th St Overheard...
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Female punk: I don’t give a shit! I’m not wearing a long, white fucking dress at the wedding!Male punk: But every woman in my family wears that dress!Female punk: I’m wearing something short and tight,...
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Young punk #1: Where's the fucking n train? Can we get NRW in this shit… (pause) So my friend was all coked out and fucking this girl in the ass, then he totally lost it and started pissing right in...
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Grimey punk guy: I don't get what your problem is.Grimey punk girl: Well, the reason my pussy smells like fish is probably because you gave me a yeast infection. –Lower East Side Overheard by: Tommy
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Woman on cell: I can't come. I'm in the Poconos right now. –Rite Aid, The Bronx Punk girl on phone: Hi mom…yeah… Yeah, me and Jane are just walking around in the neighborhood… Yeah, we're at the Time...
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Emaciated goth/punk guy: Hey, do you know where a CVS is?Passerby suit: I don't know what that is…Passerby preppy girl: Are you looking for a CVS?Emaciated goth/punk guy: Yes!Preppy girl: Well, there's...
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Teen in sideways cap: I touched it, but I didn't like it. –Uptown A Train Overheard by: Ladle Student: Dude, I think I'm dyslexic with stairs. –Stuyvesant High School Teen, seriously: No… Webkinz are...
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Hipster girl: On the train into the city this morning, I sat on a baby and almost crushed it. Metal guy: There is no internet acronym for how funny that is. –Union Square Overheard by: Source
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